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中学生の頃タウンページで好きな女の子の家の番号調べてドキドキしながら電話かけたらお母さんが出て「○崎ですけど…」って言ったら「あらシンジ（弟の名前）くん？今タケシ（好きな子の弟）塾行ってるのよ〜帰ってきたら伝えておくわね」みたいな恐怖体験をしなくて済むので今の若い人うらやましい

Twitter / @qiring

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女の子の家に電話をかけるときと、お父さんが出てしまったときのドキドキ感は失われてしまった

お父さんはファイアウォール。
「娘はおらん！（ガチャ！）」

お兄さんは攻性防壁。
「なんだお前、俺の妹になんか用か？」

妹はアラーム。
「おねーちゃーん、男の人からでんわ～」
「なにぃ？」←攻性防壁が反応
「なんだと？」←ファイアウォールも反応

お母さんはバックドア。
「代わってあげるわね。うふふふふ」

お姉さんはカウンターウイルス。
「なんでお姉ちゃんがアンタの部屋に居るのよ！」

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02/21/12
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